Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Top ten signs you might actually be pregnant

10. Your running pace goes down by a minute a mile every two or three weeks.
9. Strange foods suddenly sound great.
8. None of your summer shorts fit.
7. Snacks are a requirement, not an option.
6. Your shirts are suddenly too short.
5. The floor got further away.
4. You can't sleep on your stomach anymore.
3. You're not supposed to sleep on your back.
2. You have to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.
1. Strangers ask when you're due.

Guess we better tell the kids soon :)


Jen said...

I think the floor is at LEAST and inch further down each week! I'm starting to take a wider and wider stance each week in order to pick up things that have fallen to the floor. At this rate, when the baby arrives, our entire floor will be littered with things I can't pick up. That, or we'll have to hire a little elf to come and just catch all the things I drop:)

Kim said...

yep...sounds about right. :-)

jan said...

Congrats again Ann! I am so excited for you guys.:-)

Unknown said...

And they're all things to rejoice in!